You know you're a horse girl when

1. You find hay in your bra. Your socks. And sometimes may have to dump it out of your shoes.

2. Sometimes you find treats in your pockets and there's no horse to give it to. Because you're at work. Or at school. And how did this treat get here?

3. Your boots have special designations. Muck boots. Riding boots. Show boots. Rain boots. Dancing boots. Fancy boots. and Date night boots.

4. You regularly check Craigslist, Ebay, and the Facebook Market for saddles. Just in case. You don't actually need one.

5. Your computer background, phone screen wallpaper, etc. is horse themed.

6. You have barn clothes, show clothes, and "regular people" clothes. But we all know which ones you wear the most. Even when you're not at that barn. Just in case you end up there.

7. You try to "whoa" things that aren't horses. Dogs. Boyfriends. Children. Vehicles.

8. Your mom voice and your horse voice are the same thing.

9. You learned to braid (or want to learn to braid) more for the benefit of horse shows than for your own fashion.

10. You understood and enjoyed this list. :)

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